Alabama Weld

Also known as Bama Weld or Bama Bond

Ducting taping an object beyond necessity to the point of it being more duct tape than object.

Someone side swiped me, Had to Alabama weld my car mirror

by Keef_stix December 14, 2020

Alabama Nut Stand

One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.

Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.

by anonymous November 10, 2020

Alabama Combo

When you marry a woman and then anal fuck her sister.

“My wife left me after I whipped out the Alabama Combo”

by Your nan and her cat November 26, 2020

ALABAMA VIRUS

IT IS A VIRUS WHERE IF U GET IT U GET THE SUDDEN URGE TO FUCK OR MARRY UR OWN SIBLING
PS. not a step sibling

brother'' OMFG!!! I HAVE THE ALABAMA VIRUS''
sister'' OMFG!!!! BET COME HERE BBBBOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY''

by defenitly not wesley November 30, 2020

Alabama

Incest and crack

Alabama =crack incest trucks racism

by Big daddy facts October 30, 2020

The Alabama breathalyzer

An act of oral copulation where the male(or w.e.)takes a goatsie(see def.)position. The other partner will then orally populate from the rear position.

"Dude the bbq was litty, your mom gave me the Alabama breathalyzer. And nobody saw shit."

by Thor Lakeshore January 6, 2021

Alabama

The place where your shotgun is next to your head and your sister's in bed with cigarette burns on the bedsheet and moonshine makers runnin' in the basement. Probably also meth makers.

"Alabama is the ball sweat equivalent of the United States."

by Bruhmomentthefirst™ January 11, 2021