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A child labor law violation that has not became illegal yet. Or in other words, just a hellhole that drags children in and forces them to sit in uncomfortable plastic chairs and listen to teachers drone on about different things that most of us wont use in our everyday lives. Heres an example. The schools celebrate Columbus day in which the day where Christopher Columbus discovered America some 2000 years ago. But, if America was discovered 2000 years ago, what was the land called when the Native Americans arrived? Thats right my intellectualls and non-intellectuals. AMERICA. School tells lies and or things we will never use. Take this example. Johnny always wanted to be a bus driver. He became a bus driver when he was older. Did he need to know how to divide fractions? No. Did he need to know what a predicate was? No. Did he need to know what atoms and molecules are? No. School is a waste of time and energy. Kids should be working on things that will actually benefit them in the long run, rather than just one specific career that they may or may not choose to do.
Mary: What is that gateway to Hell over there?
Johnny: Oh thats just school.
by Literal Fucking Shit May 9, 2021
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eaton square school

It is the hell where satans (teachers) meet. the only thing you will get is one hell of a time and homework.
I would never want to go to eaton square school again
by AlcoholicSlavMan May 11, 2021
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Middle School

What many would consider "the worst years of your life", which isn't too far off if you ask me.

Middle School, also known as Junior High to some. Usually spans between 6-8th American grades, but sometimes may include 5th and/or 9th grade depending on where you live or the school you go to.

In Middle School, it is less "finding your new self", but more "growing out of your old self". If you look back at Middle School, or are still in it, it is very obvious that most people, including you, were painfully embarrassing, or what some would call "cringy". The boys there are very immature and must joke about sex 24/7, whether it is by moaning randomly in class or joking about watching pornhub. The girls are a bit better, but. Most of the girls are obsessed with social media, makeup,e-culture, and boys, or are the complete opposite and brag about how they are different from others instead.

Many people regardless of gender will go through some type of phase though, whether it is anime and k-pop, video games, or even a furry phase, of course many stay in that phase even after middle school.

If you are in Middle School, you might be offended with what I am saying, but once you leave you might find yourself agreeing.

Thankfully, I am leaving Middle School when I am writing this, but unfortunately am becoming a high school freshman...
Person 1: Hey! Remember Middle School?

Person 2: Yeah! It was definitely a bumpy ride, but I survived it.

Person 1: Same, glad it's over to be honest.
by anonymous May 11, 2021
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Stafford Middle School

this fucking school sucks ass. the girls have no ass and the guys try to get pussy when theyre literally 11-14 years old. like bro go learn your times tables not learn how to fuck someone in the ass. the teachers are such pervs and will flirt with eachother when theyre wife of 20 years is waiting for them at home. the only good teacher is mr rogers / the band director. all the girls have 128398 layers of mascara and look high half the time. the 6th graders r annoying as shit. they think theyre so quirky for vaping when in reality theyre gonna die at 40 bc their lungs r more fucked up than their grades. they all cheat and the teachers are so oblivious to it. everyone here is either gay or homophobic. i can see why trent shits on us so much.
by PussyAbsorber420 July 5, 2022
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Discovery Middle School

A bunch of white rich kids who are assholes. they all win in every sport cause they’re parents put them in a rich club or team all their life. all they care about is cheer and football and all the girls are full of drama and they’re all bitches. And all the white guys think moaning is the funniest thing on earth…
Jason:(example) Yo what school do you go to bro??

Max:(example) discovery middle school!!

Jason:(example) oh so you’re a stuck up rich asshole?
by jus_thefacts July 8, 2022
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school

School was a good idea originally but has become a place where they do not care about the children and only want to push their political views on every child they see!
Teacher, "Today in school we will be talking about the current president. I hate him and you should too."
Child, "Isn't this math class?"
Teacher, "Detention!"
by aaaaah! July 8, 2022
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STANFORD MEDICAL SCHOOL

A note AGENTS AND AGWNCY is too many in number and the TIME BASIS many times is blurred.

This is a DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE TIME CONTINGENCIES type of definition.

STANFORD UNIVERSITY, STANFORD ,CALIFORNIA if they drop the PALO ALTO is one of the TOP UNIVERSITIES IN THE WORLD.

I have in common from LAS VEGAS MY PEDIATRICIAN DR. JAFFE as he is a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL C0PR0PHILE PED0PHILE PEDOPHILE PORNOGRAPHY STAR FINDER.

THIS INNOVATIVE school does not use SEMESTER OR TERM SYSTEM in pkace at almost all COLLEGES OR UNIVERSIITIES.

NOBODY in the MEDICAL FIIELD pacticallam practically pays for their CATASTROPHIC MISTAKES .
THEY have a great CRIMINOLOGY PROGRAM as they actually are famous for the STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT where STANFORD MEDICAL SCHOOL has the honors at STANFIRD CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL, STSNFORD PSYCHIATRIC ADULT, AND STANFORD MEDICAL SCHOOL to proudly show off their most prestigious part of their MEDICAL SCHOOL when you DIS them as having the most CADAVERS CORPSES and story invention TALES OF THE CRYPT CREEPY PARSIMONIIOUS STUDENTS AND ESPECIALKY FACULTIES.

STANFORD MEDICAL SCHOOL with a CHILDRENS HOSPITAL PEDIATRICIAN happily boasts for an IRISH TWIST DYLAN 0' CONNOR as their STAR PEDICATOR as they thirsted for an IRISH CHILDREN AND INFANT TOT BABY PEDOPHILE PEDIATRICIAN DOCTOR to complete the KATIE SPIN you may say.

Because STANFORD MEDICAL SCHOOL is the biggest thing about STANFORD UNIVERSITY much bigger than ENGINEERING as you may say as a social worker may say "CADAVER FACTOR ANALYSIS" as they go by not SEMESTERS or TERNS but when you attend ask "WHAT " INFESTOR INFECTOR " are you attending to start your DEGREE PROGRAM?

STANFORD MEDICAL SCHOOL BURIES THEIR MISTAKES, as stay away if you are a PRN. PUBLIC.PENIS RELATI0N.ASSHOLE NIGHTMARE.SHITISG0D (THIS.SHIT IS.ANAL Y0UR.ASSHOLE FUCKING.TARGET NIGHT.EAT P00P MARE.CUM as they are into "KNOW TOO MUCH" SHOCK THORAZINE ECT THERAPY because they "ARE SCARED OF LOSING".
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