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sack of old ham

Used to describe an assblast or a fuckface
by Mr. yee November 30, 2017
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Green Eggs and Ham

Slang term for weed/marijuana.
Hey man Ricky's supposed to be dropping off that shipment of green eggs and ham.
by Young ham December 2, 2017
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Ham

ham is pork that has been preserved through salting, smoking, or wet curing. It was traditionally made only from the hind leg of swine, and referred to that specific cut of pork.
A slapof ham is nice on a sandwich.
Please put a slap of ham on my samwitch.
by Dragenslayer69 December 7, 2017
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HAM

an acronym describing a gentleman with attractive features.
Tina: wow did you see that guy in line? he's a total HAM.
Jenny: he is hot I guess, but what's a ham?
Tina: he's a HANDSOME ASS MAN duh!

can also be used in reference to male animals, specifically cute cats and dogs. the highest compliment to give to them. besides saying they're a good boy
by KrazyKatKlan May 10, 2018
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Hanging Ham

A noun used to describe a hanging cliterous
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Ham

High-Ass-Moment
by Hardeepdepsi September 8, 2016
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velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.
She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.
by Booshaker August 23, 2016
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