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El Patrón

El Patrón is a short male specimen guy, with usually brown hair (sometimes white), who is always skipping class, so its difficult to find him in class, he is always "por el bloque", he studies a fucking shit but still, he passes (not always). He is always, always getting into trouble, that's why he hasn't got a very nice relationship with the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), and that is why he gets innocently "amonestado" and every time that happens, the "jefa de estudios" will say "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of getting el Patrón to know that he has gotten into trouble and he will be punished, poor Patrón, however, he doesn't give a fuck and laughs about it, he is even capable of wiping his ass with the "amonestación".
Nevertheless, el Patrón also does some fucking cool crazy stuff such as burning a lake, beating a yonqui, or shouting stupid things during class such as "soooyyy añññaññiiiiin", he loves to tell us stories about his adventures.
The Patrón has also got some cool sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or "te vas a llevar un palo compadre"

This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company.
AHHHHH, El Patrón, jajajaaja se ha cargado una pizarra
by tumadretieneunapolla January 17, 2024
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El Mitch'o grandÉ

The holy Grail sex act of having a four way with one man and three other women.
Your not going to believe this but I managed to pull a El Mitch'o grandÉ last night !
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El Toros

El toros is a great youtube channel and you should go subscribe its about gaming and awesome sounding asmr

Make sure you subscribe it is made by a great looking man and tall and cool.
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El Booty Man

A person who carries the name "El Booty Man" or can be shortened to "Booty Man" can be easily defined as the realest nigga around who has the smallest penis, but pulls the most hoes. They also will tend to stay home a lot and smoke weed.
Person 1: Did you hear El Booty Man is pulling hella hoes

Person 2: No fucking way he pulls

Person 1: He's the real ass nigga Booty man of course he pulls
by Bobby is cute February 1, 2024
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Bokhech el Ham

Hole of the worry
Mohammad Hassan ya bokhech el hamm
by najjjj December 9, 2022
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El pacquito

A nickname for a very small penis
Hey Linda, Did you know that Bills little buddy is el pacquito? Definitely not Ron Jeremy….. and it was not even cold outside!
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El Paso Hello

Being woken up abruptly by a sharp punch to the dick.
Dalton was rudely awoken by an El Paso Hello.
by Frenchy55 December 14, 2022
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