Dan the man

A man in a sea of women but gets through like a fish

Dan : hola chicas

Surf instructor: open your ass

Dan the man a man of all

by Girlygirlyy2k June 6, 2025

Dan the man

A man in a ocean full of women who swims like a fish

Dan: hola

Surf instructor: open ur ass

Dan the man open to all

by Girlygirlyy2k June 6, 2025

Dan Heng

Dan Heng is the person everyone wants. Ironically though, he has a husband.

Carol: "DAN HENG!!!!!! COME GET YOUR COCK UP ME PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU"

by NYV4-0815 May 5, 2024

Dan Schneider'd

to get raped by a wealthy person, usually over millions per month.

"I feel bad for your sister who got Dan Schneider'd man, I hope she recovers from that."

by themanwhomans May 9, 2024

Dan Schneider

A HORRIBLE person that hired a convicted pedophile to be on set with little girls showing their feet
AAAAND hes probably a discord mod

Someone: why do you hate Dan Schneider so much?
Me: *reads this definition out*

by cloudydayz88 May 15, 2024

Dan Dan

A person who is related to Danny Devito and i love them

Nick: Omg you’re such a Dan Dan

by illvsoni November 25, 2021

Dan's Law

The amount of energy required to not be a piece of shit is equal to the amount of energy required to post this definition.

Why don't people abide by Dan's Law, its really not that hard.

by StatesRightsTater November 30, 2021