Bum gravy

The slightly brown coloured whippij that is often acquired after strenuous physical activity or a stressful experience. One would be particularly susceptible to bum gravy if it was an extremely hot day.

*Sun beaming down on Jeremy*
Jeremy: "Guys, does anyone have a tissue?"
Friends: "No, why?"
Jeremy: "I can feel the bum gravy brewing again"

by Siaidhwbdis February 10, 2017

Nipple bum

When your a bit of wet skin is sticking out of your arse hole

Ew you have a nipple bum

by Unknown2727291 April 19, 2016

bum pip

When you have consumed a whole fruit or some sweet corn and it pops out when you trump...

part parp

Those bum pip are going straight in the greenhouse, next years crop will be special parp..

by micky willy April 27, 2016

bum fangler

verb-to pleasure one's butt with fangs or other teeth
noun-a homeless vampire

I just bum fangled your mom.
Wow, look at that weird bum fangler!

by bum47 May 1, 2016

Bum snufler

The Art of Farting quietly and slowly

Guy 1: I was at a date and felt a fart coming

Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I became a Bum snufler

by bhjfvnkdmfcdnjckdmkvdnk September 15, 2016

grizzle-bums

A child that is unsettled, generally unhappy, hard to comfort, but not seriously ill or crying loudly

My little girl is sick so I will go home to provide fresh troops for the fight against grizzle-bums

by asdfTTDDD August 28, 2016

Bum mustard

Bum mustard is the creamy result of having someone ejaculate during anal sex. It is yellow in colour and has a thick creamy consistency.

I came and when I pulled out there was bum mustard all over!

by Survivor bear August 12, 2016