Perfect Work Week

Have sex with 5 different women in 5 consecutive days, one each day.

Jack is on his way to a perfect work week, 4 down now, all he needs is Friday.

by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018

Double barrelled work jerk roulette

Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.

I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.

It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?

we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk

by Danimal in oz December 18, 2017

aint no work

A Tennessee slang used for saying an object is not working.

Damn, my dirt bike aint no work

by Fox Gaming45 December 20, 2017

work weight

weight you put on while at a job. eventually the weight is lost after being fired or quitting.

Person 1:how’s the job going?
Person 2: oh ya i actually got fired 3 weeks ago...
Person 1: oh no! the good news is that you’ve already lost tons of work weight
Person 2: Uhhh thanks?

by bros_before_hoos January 2, 2020

Working at the Café

Excuse I make when I find out that {ENTER NAME HERE} is cheating on me but i dont want to believe it.

Concerned friend: Yo bro I saw her getting freaky wit sum bois from school

"Bro" : No way she was working at the café

by Hopeless boy69420(70) January 4, 2020

clerk work

it happens when you're stoned

Hi Dad, yes, you will be happy that i got a job! It's, uh, clerk work!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

Put in the Work

“When a woman performs oral sex on a man, but she’s wearing make up. The idea is that over time, some of the make up comes off when it’s done.”

Guy 1: Dude, she just gave me the best blow job ever!
Guy 2: But did she put in the work?

by Glenn Quagmire69 November 8, 2020