child

something that will eternally ruin your life until you are dead.

when a child becomes a furry, adopt it out. like straight away

by y0lo156 November 20, 2022

child

The act of keeping cum as a pet.

Person 1: "I want to have a child."
Person 2: "You want to keep cum as a pet."

by Goose-A-Tron November 30, 2022

Childe

A grownup acting like a literal child; childish, immature, and sensitive

“Wow they’re acting like a literal Childe!”
“Don’t act like a Childe! That would be terrible!”

by Scaramona November 30, 2022

Child

A child can exist

"But sir the child in my basement didnt get forced to officer!'

by Xx_PedofileKiller_xX November 30, 2022

Child

A person below 20 Y/O

"Officer, I didnt know the child was 3!"

by Xx_PedofileKiller_xX November 30, 2022

fatherless child

PNG tubers.

HEY guYz its Me JellYBeaN11!1!1!!1!

Thats a fatherless child

by french fires May 3, 2022

Problem child

Michael Madrid

That man is such a problem child

by Bouncyfox666 May 4, 2022