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A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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popping on the wing

Get arrested by the law and going/being in prison for any amount of time
"If I ever end up dead or POPPING ON THE WING just know mumy raised a king"
by DSB1100 January 9, 2024
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Oblique Wing

1. A missed opportunity.
2. An aircraft design that involves placing the wing on the top of the aircraft so it can pivot at an angle. This would’ve allowed the aircraft to fly faster and more efficiently. However, it was never fully developed.
Guy 1: Man I should’ve gone home with Alice.
Guy 2: That was a real oblique wing

The oblique wing would’ve revolutionized the aviation industry.
by Whyjust let me use this HANDLE January 12, 2024
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free winging

When you normally read off a script but witch to speaking with your own unfiltered thoughts
Jess: "i was free winging the last part in our project"
Marie: "no wonder we failed"
by adrianaventi January 14, 2024
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Mechanical Wings

It's the pin you receive after eating a girl out so good that she morphs into Optimus Prime.
Shaun's Roommate's Friends: So is it just me? Or was Shaun eating out Optimus Prime last Night? Because I found this Mechanical Wings pin on the counter.

Shaun's Roomate: Bro. No yeah. Bro. It was a Woman. He Giant Debbed her so good, that she morphed into Optimus Prime. Her voice got all deep and she got way strong. Then then she turned into a freightliner and then she left.

Shaun's Roommate's Friend: Is his tongue made of the AllSpark? Because if so, I need to find a place to sit.
by Giant Deb January 17, 2024
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Devil wings

When your partner (who identity’s as someone with a penis) hangs themself from a ceiling fan and Flaps their arms at the same time as the other partner tries to give fellatio to the person hung on the fan.
Man it was crazy last night almost passed out whist I was doing Devil Wings with the Misso
by Sean van de velde December 23, 2022
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peppermint wings

What you "earn" when you finish inside a girl on her period
Yeah I got my peppermint wings with Wendy last night.
by Prizafal January 5, 2023
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