shit stoppers

Very tight fitting trousers.

To a portly chap, averse to loose garmentry, one could say: "Sideways on, you look like a fucking question mark, in those shit stoppers."

by Mr P. August 19, 2006

angel shit

A shit with exactly the correct consistency, to allow the user to administer only one wipe before concluding his/her session.

I was fortunate it was an angel shit, because the time I saved enabled me to see the United goal on TV.

by PonnoUK June 24, 2007

cracked the shits

the act of getting angry or mad at someone or something.

"I can't come out tonight, my mum cracked the shits at me for not cleaning my room"

"I told him I couldn't go so he cracked the shits."

by Schmain May 20, 2008

un-shit

Shit reversal.

Yo... is Lita still mad at you?

Nope Bro... thanks God I managed to un-shit our situation.

by rperazag May 15, 2010

shit on the floor

From the song "Get schwifty!" From Rick and Morty.

Take off your pants and panties! Shit on the floor!

by Lhonginis Picklebotton September 14, 2017

giggle shit

When you laugh so hard, you shit yourself. Giggle Shits (plural): When people around you discover that you've shit yourself from laughing too hard and they, in turn, shit themselves from laughing too hard at you having shit yourself.

"Quit making me laugh or I'll giggle shit myself!"

by Ted January 14, 2004

next shit

Anything ill; completely out of nowhere.

He be sayin some next shit!

I gotta cop that, that's some next shit right there!

by The Bikeyorph November 18, 2004