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Go eat paper

This means that when someone shuts someone up, they eat paper and get paper cuts in their esophagus
“Oh go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings
by epicnesstelevision October 10, 2021
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Divorce papers

A colour, slightly yellowish white with a pinch of almond brown.
Divorce papers is the best colour to ever exist, can't prove me wrong.
by Dirtymindedbish October 16, 2021
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tropical paper

paper that smells like paradise, mostly used for soap bars and bathroom stuff
Person: *sniffs soap bar that hasnt been opened*
Person: oh my god, its tropical paper
by I love roblox noobs September 10, 2021
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silver paper

Steve, suck my balls, but I'll wrap them in silver paper first
by Shaunisasexoffender July 23, 2021
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licking paper

To talk to yourself a lot while reflecting on incorrect or outdated trivia questions in chat rooms
That one chick is always licking paper instead of just googling the answer
by WonTooThree July 31, 2021
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Paper Towel Math

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
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Boilet paper

Toilet paper used after a particularly hot meal, especially including alcohol.
The first wipe was namebrand toilet paper, but the second was boilet paper.
by Cablub February 18, 2022
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