Hide the Snake in the Grass

When a man is having sex with a woman who has a bush.

john went to bed with mary and and played hide the snake in the grass

by akfisher907 May 28, 2009

Snake skin watercraft

A piss filled condom used as a dildo mostly favored at lesbian parties.

Aw dude did you see those 2 lesbos going at it with that snake skin watercraft?!
DUDE THATS NASTY MAN!!

by watthefrukbitch January 8, 2010

Murrumbidgee Sea Snake

A mythical snake that is found at the Murrumbidgee river. IT RAVES TILL DAWN

"did you see the Murrumbidgee Sea Snake"
"Yer man, it was Raving till DAWN

by PrfBugsy November 20, 2014

wake n snake

When you have sexual intercourse as soon as or soon after you wake from sleeping.

My boyfriend is really horny recently, every morning he wants to wake n snake!

by lucian246 May 20, 2015

London snake hole

Just more useless slang for an asshole.

Anon : hey, did you know anon's such a London snake hole?

by Best Based Lord August 6, 2016

Open a Basket of Snakes

To forcefully squeeze and kiss your date in the early dates.

- Guy 1: Open a basket of snakes on the first date.
- Guy 2: Jeez!

by Strangers Do Trade January 4, 2020

Texan gutter-snake

When a woman defecates onto a man's face, then collects it into a urinary funnel, and proceeds to stuff all of it into the man's urethra. The man then proceeds to anally have sex with the female, slowly refilling her by pushing the excrement out and into her rectum.

Bro I was having a hard time getting off until I hired this cheep hooker to give me a Texan gutter-snake.

by The Texan Reptile February 20, 2020