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Mofo Mud Tug

When you ask for a hand job, and they carry out the task with their butthole instead of their hand. Originated in mount forest. Hence the “Mofo Mud Tug”
That Steve sure gave me a good mofo mud tug the other night.
by Gilmorehappy May 4, 2023
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Off the mud pt2

A song made by MDOT EBK JB Sleeze and Eddie Gz shot by kjshotit

This song practically created the sturdy off the new york area of The Bronx

This song is legendary
by FUNNYNAMEMAKERLOL September 30, 2023
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Cranston Mud Muzzle

The act of taking laxatives then shitting in a women’s mouth and then wrapping her head in duck tape
The Cranston Mud Muzzle is only for truant professionals
by VanillaSugar69 December 22, 2020
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Mississippi Mud Strip

When you use the jelly from a 600lb persons bed sores as anal lube to fuck your favorite cousin on their power chair
Hey Cheyenne, I can’t wait to try the Mississippi Mud Strip on my first cousin Jennifer. I’m gonna use the jelly from Chris’s bedsores.
by Skizzledizzle January 27, 2021
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Mud Wall Jutsu

When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.
Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."
by naruto_dictionary February 6, 2021
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Funny Mud Pee

A vulgar word that derives from Chinese swearing words. The word involves the maternal biological parents of the one being scolded and human excrement (as well as fart).
"Hey, did you cheat on the exam?"

"Funny Mud Pee."
by shrimmmmmmmp November 3, 2022
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mud-flap ass

When her ass phat but it ain't got no shape. Just long and wide with no atmosphere.
Damn Breanna got a mud-flap ass, a real dumper

Yeah, too bad it doesn't have any shape
by Mudflap crab November 25, 2022
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