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Do a Jake Hall

To prop one's self up using one's penis. Deriving from the case of Lord Aticus Jackanory 'Jake' Hall, the famed vagabond/socialite of 1880s Manchester, who often fell asleep while selling 'Horton's Big Review' outside the Manchester Piccadilly station. He became a fixture of debutante box-socials following a remarkable incident, and is still known as the 'grand-father of Cheshire'. One report in the Manchester Guardian, dated 1 May 1886, reads: "An astounding event occurred last eve when the vagabond Lord Aticus 'Jake' Hall, of the once landed Halls of Fairweather, was discovered a-tripoded, a large protrusion from his groin keeping the sleeping honourable gentleman upright. The sight caused quite a stir as street urchins vied for the honour of seating themselves upon the member and splashing within the red pool formed at its end. Several swoonings were reported in the area, most notably the Lady Agashly, but the good Dr Lumbardi, or, the swarthy Savoyard as he is known in fashionable circles, has said that these incidences were unrelated to the folly of nature, being rather as a result of the unseasonably 'varm veafer'. 'And an ooga booga to you too' I told him! In other news, the late spring frost is expected to last for another week." Despite local fame/fortune, including a brief stint as headline in Buffalo Bill's 1887 tour of the 'mill country', Hall is reputed to have died in a Rochdale poorhouse, bemoaning his 'portentous prick of doom, and every tear shed thereby'.
He was so far gone he was close to collapse, but then he only went and did a Jake Hall!!

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Remeber, if ever you think you might lose your balance, just do a Jake Hall.
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Jake Paul

A form of a transgender pussy with a 0.0000001 milimeter cock that ducks opponents better than Mayweather and Canelo and won't fight Anesongib cause he wants to win against Deji again cause he wants easy w
Dad i beat up a kid cause he was Jake Paul
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jake roberts

only speaks in two words ¨skee¨ and ¨yee. usually dips copenhagen and loves mud boggin
dang jake roberts is mud boggin with all of his cousins
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Jake Paul

That one Twat you sat next to on the bus you called you homosexual. Then his dad kissed his sister.
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Jake Paul

A very sad example of what happens when parents don’t take the proper steps to control their child with special needs.
“OMG!! That poor child doesn’t look too well! Where are his parents?!!”

“Reminds me of that fucktard Jake Paul”
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Jake Paul

a 20 year old man, who is big on youtube and vine. he starts drama with people such as: Alissa Violet,Faze Banks,Ivan and Emilio Martinez,Tessa Brooks,Rice Gum,etc,etc.He also got kicked out of his house in hollywood as the neighbourghs complained(he set his pool on fire)
fellow jakepauler: yea man Jake Paul is my homie,fuck clout gang
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Jake Paul

A good guy who every one makes fun of for no reason
If you make fun of him you are a Fucking asshole
Person 1: jake Paul is cancer
Person 2: no your a fucking dick head and know nothing about him
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