Jacob is a complete fucking peice of shit who is nothing more than a ditwit idiot. But sometimes he's pretty cool.
by Frankendorf April 12, 2019
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by NRHS J DUNk April 16, 2019
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by AguythatknowsJacob September 19, 2019
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