Island car

Are often passed from friend to friend - dents and scrapes are mandatory - buy a nice seat cover at least for the driver side - Do not repaint or get the dents fixed - do not lend it to a friend unless they are agreeable to a cash replacement - stay left and aim at something cheap.

My island car crapped out on me on my way to work.

by c_notes_ April 3, 2017

Staten Island Snapper

The of placing one finger in a females vagina and the thumb into the anus and the attempting to snap your fingers.

Hey Joey last night I gave Jeanna the Staten Island Snapper.

by Ostrich44 April 9, 2017

Rhode Island Lighthouse Douse

It's when you soak your penis in rum, and then light your rum soaked penis on fire. Then you use another mans butt hole to put the flame out.

For $15; Could I interest you in a Rhode Island Lighthouse douse?

by Salmonellachecked April 20, 2017

islander bros

The opposite of eskimo bros, this term is used to reference when two friends break up with the same person.

Man, I just broke up with your ex. I guess we are islander bros now.

by noworrybeefcurry April 28, 2017

on the island

Are you on the island?

Are you on the island?

by Patpat247 May 17, 2017

oi oi pineapple island

A common phrase used by the mentally ill when in distress, or if they see something they like

Mentally Ill Oi Oi Pineapple Island

by Plumbus-C137 May 29, 2017

Wanking Island

A wanking island (wan-king Ile-land) is a place that a complete moron should be sent to or is already on for his stupidity.

I wish Donald Trump would just be quiet on his own little wanking island.

by "Cunting Fuckpump" June 4, 2017