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Irish Rectal Exam

It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!
I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.
by Shaftblaster August 8, 2023
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irish cookies

when a big Canadian man yells for irish cookies
“DAAAAD! ME WANt IRISH COOKIES
by gian-carlo vellutino August 18, 2023
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Irish Viking

Someone (usually named David) has slicked back hair and large orange beard gets penatrated by partner with Irish spring soap.
My friend David told me a tried the Irish Viking with a guy he met online.
by Speedguy70 July 12, 2022
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Irish whip

A wrestling move where, when your opponent is running toward you, you grab him, jump back a bit, and push him aside so he continues running and can't stop until he hits the ropes and falls giving you an opportunity to pin him down
by Luvs2spewge July 30, 2022
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Irish Sundae

The act of farting out cum on a glass table top while you lay underneath and see your own deposit close up
Chelsea carefully squatted on the glass table and let out a big Irish Sundae for me to behold - a little bit of poo followed by a moan of contentment
by Chee Z Puff August 7, 2022
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Irish Iceberg

Vanilla Ice Cream and Guinness Float. Invented at Cadet Officer School - Maxwell AFB, Alabama by Maj MB, LtCol OF, and Maj JK. This beverage was created amidst the gathering of colleagues and educators, pilots and businessmen/women and minds of leadership development.
We ran out of Root Beer for a Root Beer Float…I guess I could just make an Irish Iceberg to drown my frustrations.
by JonnyKay June 14, 2022
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irish twins

N AND Z are the irish twins with thicc eyebrows

you can see those eyebrowussys form a mile away

get your zandnussy now at irishtwins.ussy.com.ussyau
OMG IS THAT THE IRISH TWINS

N.G AND Z.G

DAMN I CAN SEE THEIR EYEBROWUSSIES (plural)
LORD HAVE MERCY
by gisele is not home yet June 21, 2022
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