holy crap

Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.

Elementary:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude not cool im telling

Middle+:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude wtf

by ok male friend February 24, 2020

the holy hand

If you been nice you get headpats by the holy hand

Cat: please! No more headpats!
The Holy Hand: *doesn't listen*

by Emberu Pemberu February 28, 2020

Holy salt

When you get scared l, shocked or something cool happens instead of saying holy sh*t say holy salt

Dan: boo 👻

Ellen: ahhhhh holy salt you scared me

by Yellowbum12 March 3, 2020

Weston Holy Fuck Ball

Hinsdale Central kid who will make u say holy fuck in bed, kid gives best hickeys and works wonders with his hands, d game is solid too.

Friend 1: Holy fuck I just spent a night with Weston Holy Fuck Ball

Friend 2: Holy fuck I bet it was insane

by shots2299 March 24, 2020

holy

A shortened nickname for holly implying power, divineness and etherealism.
can also be used to emphasise something or as an exclamation.

holy is so cool.
holy we’re fine.
holy mother of god!

by younouluvmex°x° May 9, 2020

holy fart thats quirky

An adjective to describe something being so quirky that you have to add a fart in the mix

Holy fart thats quirky
Person 1: hey did you see Lizzo do her hair toss?
Person 2: Yeah! I liked when she checked her nails too.
Person 1: holy fart that's quirky

by Tyler ninja Ehan blevman May 18, 2020

Holy Hand Grenade

The basic definition of a nuke, but better. Throwing one in the wrong place or area could a chain reaction of explosions causing the universe itself to implode, then explode with the wrath of God

He then threw the Holy Hand Grenade, and killed every enemy in the area, and also blew up everyone and thing the area

by Slimjimninja May 27, 2020