Google

The company that doesn't give a fuck about your privacy and knows more things about you than you know about yourself.

Google sucks. I use DuckDuckGo.

by DaBluLite April 28, 2021

Google

Google is a place where boomers go on to look up Google.com while already being on google, after that they click on google and look up some shit bout flowers, students (like myself) like cheating on tests with google bc online school

Google really helped me in that exam yesterday

by Nyvlexus May 3, 2021

why am i googling this

your not alone... i google random shit every day.

Why am i googling this?

by anonymous May 6, 2021

Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)

Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick

by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021

Google

I don’t know you search shit on their

Person 1: what’s does a laser minigun look like?
Person 2: google it

by disturb May 23, 2021

So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?

The teacher talking to you nicely saying to you to do your god damn work now.

The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.

by anonymous August 18, 2024

Google

/goo-guhl/
1. (noun.) An extraordinary web browser that allows the user to customize their experience with extensions and customizable settings.

2. (verb.) The act of searching something up on the web browser "Google".

1. (noun.) Google is such a good web browser, I use it everyday!

2. (verb.) I don't know what 2+2 is. I'll just google it!

by Heroo! September 3, 2024