Bean Surprise

When a man fills his pockets completely with baked beans, and a women then reaches in and jacks him off through the soupy beans.

Hey man I heard vandyke went and got a fat Bean Surprise from some hooker last night

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 31, 2019

butt bean

Refers to an ecstasy pill, when taken rectally.

Jim is off his face tonight, it must have been that butt bean he plugged a couple hours ago.

by Bloodbutt Dick February 27, 2019

Cheeny Bean

Cheer up cheeny bean

Oh what can it mean
To our, cheen beany eaters and their
Homecoming bean

Can be used as anything. Cheeny bean just means cheeny bean.

by NeshieCroatHoe March 2, 2019

spoiled beans

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

oops thanos dies twice in end game and hulk snaps everyone back i made spoiled beans

by spoodertable10000 May 3, 2019

The Bean Bowl

When a Mexican gets a bowl cut and an edge up on the front.

Jesus: Did you see José with the bean bowl cut fam.

Pablo: damn foo, that’s clean.

by Versacekiller May 26, 2019

Vanilla Bean

A person who is calm and relaxed and not typically spontaneous or uncontained.

She is a vanilla bean but she still knows how to have fun.

by Zivjeli March 20, 2019

Big bean

what big bean means, it is the opposite of little bean!

hey big bean how are you?
Big bean: I am good hbu

I am good

by Missdiva212 March 22, 2019