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February 16

February 16 is the National throw a car battery in the ocean day. If February 16 happens to be your friends birthday, you have to help him throw a car battery in the ocean.
Birthday boy/girl: yo it's my birthday bro

Friend: oh shit, it's February 16th so we gotta throw a car battery in the ocean.

Birthday boy/girl: No doubt, let's get this shit!
by Not.Zivan November 24, 2021
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February 2

The date of when the most amazing guy in the world was born. He is very loyal, nice, sweet, caring. He's the guy you'll wanna marry. They'll be very dorky. And you love the shit outta them. Also there very pretty. And usually, dominate as fuck.
1: That guy is cute, What's his sign?
2: He's an Aquarius

1: Birthday?
2: February 2nd
by 10-20jj November 24, 2021
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February 4

If you are born in february 4, you are probably meh and just playing games instead of socializing with your friends. But hey, they are the best to hang out with!
Person 1: Dude, when's your birthday?

Person 2: February 4, why?

Person 1: No wonder why you're a loner

Person 2: eh??
by Yishairu Kareu November 24, 2021
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26th February

This day produces the funniest, sexiest, good looking people you will ever lay eyes on. If you see someone born on this day, make sure to personally thank them for existing and compliment their brilliance.
26th February - If born on the second month, you must buy them brunch.
by smellybigbob74 November 24, 2021
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February 9

The most grumpiest people on the planet and looks like a fucking grandma.
My birthday is in February 9
P: you look so ugly
by Mommymilker345 November 24, 2021
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Fap February

This month is the month where you have to masturbate at least once in a week, unlike Destroy Dick December, it includes all genders
Guy : Are you excited for Fap February ?
Girl: No ! Because girls can’t participate
Guy:Wdym?! Yeah they can
by Hsjseoddia November 24, 2021
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February 2

She is the baddest bitch ever.She is very loyal to her friends and gets angry really easily.If you were born on February 2 you must be a top!!
You were born on February 2?

Yes!

Omg awesome
by Jenna1999 November 23, 2021
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