swing the bacon

another way of 'milking the bull' giving a male a hand job and rotating the penis in a helicopter action

here lawd did ye here that about that Holly one? she sure likes to swing the bacon

by cantbelievethissh*t February 4, 2012

Bacon Santorum

Very similar to a Rick Santorum, only using bacon grease as lubricant, causing the mixture to accrue a distinct bacon flavor.

After I gave Ron Paul a Bacon Santorum, he claimed that it tasted like bacon.

by Riley Decko February 25, 2012

Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)

Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.

by Milkey Fluids November 8, 2011

Bacon Friend

When you fuck up a sentence either while writing or speaking Spanish.

Fuck, you just pulled a bacon friend...

by Fuck,ImGoingtoHellForThis June 30, 2011

bathroom bacon

Noun: a generic term for food one eats while sitting on the toilet.

I'm going to take this corn dog with me for some bathroom bacon

by ushisan May 27, 2023

R.G. Mc Bacon

1. : Meter maids of false creek taking families dingies from public docks and holding them for ransom.

2 : The bacon who funded by developers who harass the live aboard community in the False Creek Vancouver BC

The R.G. Mc Bacon is back in the creek after there donut run.

by Sailor MO0N June 27, 2023

Bacon egg n cheese

Say Bacon egg n cheese really fast. Congrats you sound weird

BACON EGG N CHEESE, BACON EGG N CHEESE

by BACON-EGG-N-CHEESE February 25, 2023