The one person I don't want to like me. Yet the only one who does. Also destroyed my asshole at night. So if your my uncle.... Please apologize and pay for my therapy...
by CandyFoxx April 13, 2019
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by UncleJamesBestFriend April 23, 2019
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No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.
No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.
by gnostic3 April 26, 2019
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by CenkUygur6969 May 21, 2019
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by DaddyLexx May 28, 2019
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He used to be my Grandpa by marriage (step) but had an affair with my aunty, so grandma kicked him out and he married aunty. He used to be grandpa, but now he is my uncle ... my uncle grandpa
by anon-nz August 10, 2019
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