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self-goebbel

When one intentionally censors himself, usually in an electronic medium such as facebook, after posting something he knows is inflammatory in nature and is not worth the inevitable trouble that will arise because of it.
Pants typed something in the chat window he knew was unfair and judgemental, and before pressing enter, self-goebbeled himself and deleted the offending sentence.
by Slessy November 7, 2012
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self-message

A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are

a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"

"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
by Portmaguese July 13, 2012
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self-trollerisation

Where a troll on a message board ends up winding themselves up more than their audience/intended victims.
Its amusing to watch the self-trollerisation of Lejuge the Norwich fan on QPRdot.org messageboard claiming to be a troll yet winding himself up by his postings more than the community he is trying to get to bite.
by deepseahoop April 15, 2012
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M B Self

A pseudonym found in pop culture, literature and academia referring to oneself. Literally M B Self = My Bad Self
The QB launched the ball down the field as time expired and exhibiting his 4.2 40 speed, M B self broke free to haul in the game winning TD.
by demongolemz December 2, 2011
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Self Vandalizing

"Wow. When I watched that video of the dance I realized I was totally self vandalizing myself.
by licheenut278 September 23, 2011
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Wild-self

The true you; outside of society, family and other cultural norms. Who you are in your natural state of being.
Love, you are so wild.

Ya I know, you wanna be your wild-self with me? Let's go dance in the rain.
by brandi bee love February 9, 2023
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goalie self goal

The term goalie self-goal is created when the words “goalie”, “self”, “-“, and “goal” are merged and fused. “Goalie self-goal” is a mostly unheard of expression that is very hard to complete. This is only able to be replicated by 3 unknown people. This phenomenon is done when the goalie of one team takes the ball and puts it in their own net. Some may think this is an own goal, but it is not. It actually awards the goalie’s team 10 goals. This rule was created 7 years ago in the IFA World Cup meeting. It can only be done by people with legendary power and the down syndrome award. This “power” cannot be explained by mortals, but the award can. You get the award when you get Z+’s in school.
Dude, he just did the goalie self goal!
by Sir Alex the 3rd February 22, 2023
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