Matt

Matt is a little sthinker who likes his cop car. He works at big lots and doesn’t know who stalks him.

Oh look, it’s matt….SCREECH

by ZipperZap December 25, 2021

Matt presto

Very muscular man who loves chips ahoy and benches 300 pounds and loves batu and is boys with Jack Cicione but he’s a bot

I am very Matt presto for going to the gym.

by Matt presto December 27, 2021

Matt Singh

the goat. really all there is too it. greatest at everything. no contest.

“Bro i’m way better than you”
“Cap i’m matt singh, goated you know”

by mej mej May 25, 2022

Matt Hunt

A complete nonce

Matt Hunt watched the schoolchildren in the playground from across the road

by MrHunt69 May 30, 2022

Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.

Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!

by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022

Matt pelletier

Matt is a homosexual male with attractive, boyish qualities. Typically from the ages of 18-25, and often thought as a young, white, fashionable male.

Me and Matt pelletier where in the bathroom swapping spit

by Dr.bob.m.d. March 10, 2022

Matt

Just an absolute loser. Nobody likes this guy.

I hate Matt. He’s such a loser.

by NoBody98 March 13, 2022