St Machar is the best school in Aberdeen
All teachers are pedo and junkies,
Every corner you turn there are slags, pussys and roadmen,
Chips and Cheese all over the floor, Sanitary food!
Witness junior WWE fights every single week.
The only downside to St Machar is the best teacher Mr Anderson quit because the children harassed the shit out of him.
Other than that 10/10 definitely recommend.
All teachers are pedo and junkies,
Every corner you turn there are slags, pussys and roadmen,
Chips and Cheese all over the floor, Sanitary food!
Witness junior WWE fights every single week.
The only downside to St Machar is the best teacher Mr Anderson quit because the children harassed the shit out of him.
Other than that 10/10 definitely recommend.
by CuntFucker87 February 7, 2021
Get the St Machar mug.What a school. Vice principals act like wardens of a prison, and casually lurk the halls at any given time. Once you hear the heels and the jingly keys I’d suggest you run.
People also piss in the juulroom which is odd, even stranger is that some call it the “bAtHrOoM”.
God forbid you are out of uniform tho....
People also piss in the juulroom which is odd, even stranger is that some call it the “bAtHrOoM”.
God forbid you are out of uniform tho....
“Yo fham tryna lap quick at st stephens catholic secondary school”
“I jus got a detention for bein outta uniform, yk how the VP’s r mans can’t leave again, they got me sittin in the corner of the hallway yo”
“They really treatin you like a mut”
“I jus got a detention for bein outta uniform, yk how the VP’s r mans can’t leave again, they got me sittin in the corner of the hallway yo”
“They really treatin you like a mut”
by Lord Hamlet February 17, 2021
Get the St stephens Catholic Secondary School mug.A holiday where you have to wear green or else... Also you can look for rainbows with gold at the end, 4 leaf clovers, and leprechauns, but that is something that mainly elementary and Pre-K kids do.
by Avocado2004 March 9, 2021
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by DH0000190 March 11, 2021
Get the ST mug.Handsome, smart, and very well behaved boys from the rolling hills of Sekondi. They don't mess around.
by Stow_e March 12, 2021
Get the st John's boy mug.An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.
Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!
Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...
...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...
...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021
Get the St Patrick's Shart mug.On the date of December 23 at midnight you get a ladder and go on top of your best friend's house. You then proceed to throw all of your basement children down your best friend's chimney in a bag. You then go on to jump down the chimney and light the bag on fire. As your best friend and his/her parents come down to see what is happening you see that your best friend's mom is hot. You then put your best friend's mom in a bag and take her to your house. When you get to your house you dress her up in a Santa costume and fuck the shit out of her.
by Bot1234198 April 19, 2021
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