squimlo male

a type of description used for the lowest of the low in society who are quite the silly lad; worse in intensity than other descriptors such beta, cuck, dumbass, etc.

"Did you hear about Zeke? He started crying when he dropped his pizza. They sounded like a bitch"
"Wow, what a total squimlo male."

by IchigoBruh August 5, 2021

Reta Male

An alpha male that’s dumb as fuck. The reta male doesn’t really know what going on, but will still somehow become an alpha.

Person 1: Dude Tim is super retarded but somehow he’s still alpha.
Person 2: That’s because he’s a Reta Male

by Deedowordsmith58369 August 9, 2021

alpha male

aliya. thats the definition.

kitten 1: omg have you seen this new alpha male i’ve been talking to?

kitten 2: oh yeah, thats aliya.

by daddy aliya August 9, 2021

Payte Male

When someone fuck's your mom

Chad: Did you just fuck my mom last night
Zach: Ofc I'm a Payte Male

by paytemale August 10, 2021

Sukskrkejhaiw Male

A male who is an aesthetic but his hands will meet a malignant fate

There's no hope left for that man of culture, I hear he's a Sukskrkejhaiw male.

by Male Definer August 17, 2021

Yerba male

A male with no class or panache. Universally considered to be among the lowest ranking males.

The yerba male complained about wearing a mask in class before telling me he's only here to learn how to grow cannabis.

by Kn1ghtly August 25, 2021

male glaze

When you get cummed.. all over

Jack gave me a full male glaze last night

by Hollayhhh June 5, 2021