Matthew

Matt is a sussy baka and is cringe god but he is a good friend

Matthew is a sussy baka

by Hudson wagill September 18, 2021

matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense

"Matthew you idiot!!!! Why did you turn down the invitation to you're own wedding?"

by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021

Matthew Berry

The act of defecating on your partners face while jamming berries up their rectum.

“That chick was a real freak. I cleaned out the grocery store giving her a Matthew Berry.”

by SchwiftyShades September 23, 2021

Matthew Vanorden

Beautiful inside and out. Has ur back to the fullest until you fuck up the relationship and then ur screwed.. He's kind, caring, the way he is in bed is undescribable because of the amount of orgasms he makes sure u have. A kinky loving mother fucker. Also a wonderful father and friend.

I screwed matthew Vanorden last night and I woke up to sore to walk..

by Definitely an understatement September 29, 2021

Matthew Vanorden

Beautiful inside and out. Has ur back to the fullest until you fuck up the relationship and then ur screwed.. He's kind, caring, the way he is in bed is undescribable because of the amount of orgasms he makes sure u have. A kinky loving mother fucker. Also a wonderful father and friend.

I screwed matthew Vanorden last night and I woke up to sore to walk..

by Definitely an understatement September 29, 2021

Matthew

Boy with glasses and wears white champion shoes who period 1 is algebra 1 and his 5th period is science

Matthew was on his phone in class basically all the time but he never got caught

by Lonely_Biatch October 2, 2021

matthew vickery

The coolest and most epic person ever

Yoo look at that Matthew vickery

He is so cool

by Issach galleway July 15, 2021