ham locker

A small, confined, crowded, often smelly place.

It was me and 8 guys in a ham locker, playing cards.

by plantguy March 19, 2017

mad hammed

Eating so much ham you feel drunk.

Every thanksgiving I get mad hammed!

by 26 sloths March 25, 2017

Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.

Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"

by Drop-it April 1, 2017

ham milk

Effort of squeezing Greese out of a ham until it's dry meat

He got all the ham milk out for the orgy

by Chuckesn April 6, 2017

victorian ham

When you finger a girl with ham and you put cum on it and eat it

I gave that girl some Victorian Ham

by CANT TELL U JACK April 19, 2018

Ham

A gullible person

Dann that nigga Jacob is a ham

by Oop juke king October 7, 2017

HAM SALAD

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.

I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.

by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017