alabama china

Paper plates, plastic utensils, cups

Let's use the Alabama china tonight so that we don't have to wash the dishes!

by CainisAble September 19, 2016

alabama thunder cunt

A lady that is so fat her twat smacks the ground making thundering noises oh and shes from alabama

Woah look at that massive alabama thunder cunt

by trenchcoat July 25, 2016

alabama credit card

6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)

We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.

by cabinjohn July 4, 2016

Alabama steampot

It is when a woman deficates on a male penis and then sucks it off😀

Joan got so kinky last night that she didn't even want to waste time to run to the bathroom nor did she want to run out for a real fudge sickle but instead Alabama steampot red poor frank

by Turtleoven June 5, 2016

Alabama Jon

When one is so retarded that they fuck themselves in the mirror

Jon Hood is a Alabama Jon.

by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018

alabama slamhouse

The art of placing thou testicles on a toilet seat and the proceeding to slam the cover onto the balls as hard as humanly possible.

Hey Matt if you don't knock it off I'm going to give you an Alabama slamhouse.

by matt fadelli/Cp May 4, 2018

alabama river

A mixture of Coors light and Mountain Dew

Hey Coors light tasted like shit so I made a Alabama river

by Longniggerjohnson January 1, 2017