Fat Moos

A grumpy ex girlfriend. The laughingstock of friendgroups and schools alike. All around the worst person to date, cucks so many.

“Do you ever feel bad about what we did to fat moos?” “Nah she a fat bitch new jawn better”

by joeykelly1299238 January 12, 2024

moo-lestation

Everything about this is the same as regular molestation except a fat women’s getting molested so nobody cares

Person #1- “Oh my god! that women’s getting moo-lested”
Crowd of bystanders- “*crickets and silence sounds”
Person #2- “nobody cares about moo-lestation”

by Antwan Guzzels January 12, 2024

moose extract

a ice cream ingredient that is made by bathing a moose in sugar water

our moose tracks are made from 100% organic moose extract

by anonymous January 13, 2024

john moose

John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.

Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”

by Moose Menace January 25, 2024

moo moo magnificent

A fatshaming term

"Dae called me moo moo magnificent"
"Dropping my new single moo moo magnificent"
"This is what happens when you call me moo moo magnificent, Dae"

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Moose patrol

When your Moose friend is doing self-destructive behaviors, I.E “Moosing around and not caring for their self or others around them

Friend: “you’re going on Moose patrol, you’re being a slob.
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!

by Youra Namkoma November 26, 2023

moo

Are you dumb? You should know who makes this sound

The bimbo cow said moo

by Nikkodogdoge December 3, 2023