29th may

National buy ur girlfriend floweres day

Oh shit it’s 29th may I gotta get my girlfriend flowers

by Ricgugl666 May 29, 2021

May 3

National koala day and the best day out of 365 days in a year

When is the best animal day
Oh that’s may 3 national koala day

by Skr skr seals r cool May 3, 2021

May 3rd

National Move a Cannon Day. Get with your friends and move the nearest cannon to a place you think it looks better.

Which cannon are moving this may 3rd? I think the one in front of jackman Hall looks good!

by Norwichcorps May 3, 2021

May 5

Drive over to you boyfriends house and sleep in bed with him day.

Him: did you forget what day it is today?

Her: OH shoot you’re right I’m coming over right now! It’s may 5th

by slimykiddo May 5, 2021

May 20

National poopoo your pants day! Let out all the poopoo!

“It’s May 20!! You know what that means! *absolutely shits pants*”

by Dearest Yuri March 8, 2022

may 1

This is national stalker day, You are legally allowed to stalk ONE person the whole day

Person 1 "hey why are you stalking me"
Person 2 "because it may 1. im allowed to!"
Person 1 "okay, fine by me"

by Dumb goat February 8, 2022

May 12

Chloe appreication day

I can't wait for May 12! said chloe

by Konomi December 2, 2021