joke blocker

a guy who just can't help but interupt when someone is else trying tell a joke

matt was in the middle of telling a great joke - but just as he was getting to the punch line brian chimed in to try and finish the punch line - which the wrong punch line of course - he is a real joke blocker.......................

by Samran53 April 2, 2021

joke

Something Twitter can't take anymore.

Me: did you hear about this joke about Asia?
Twiter: OMGGG #YOUAREOVERPARTY

by neonbluu April 10, 2021

joke blind

adjective; someone that is slow to grasp jokes, that doesn't know when someone is joking, or looks too deep into jokes and harasses the person because of some "deeper meaning" that is nowhere present in the joke.

synonym; cancel culture

Joe: Did you hear that Carol went joke blind?
Peter: I just hope she is slow to grasp jokes, not like those annoying people on Twitter.

by Bytti April 14, 2021

is a joke

said as a term of slang

simon: what do you mean, why did you say that??
Harry: is a joke bro chill

by faZe._XxurmumXx._ May 12, 2021

Inside Joke

A joke that a group of a minimum of 2 people understand. And only them, although Urban Dictionary doesn't like them.

Me: “That spa-“
UB: NO INSIDE JOKES *deleted*

by • Itz Lollipopz • May 20, 2021

International Explain-Joke day

On May 21, you can use any random fake shit you find on Urban Dictionary and sent it to someone as a joke. On May 22, you must explain the joke and the reason why you sent the Urban Dictionary definition.

*May 21*
Mark: Hey Lisa! It's national get a girlfriend day! Look at this screenshot from Urban Dictionary!

Lisa: Um.. I'm lesbian. I thought you knew that.

*May 22*
Lisa: Oh I get what you said yesterday! It's International Explain-Joke Day! This is the part where you explain that yesterday was a joke right? Thank god, I'm literally fucking lesbian you dumbass.

by overweightmilf May 21, 2021

inside jokes and definitions

when you take shit literaly

Person 1; wow you are so dumb
Person 2; *proceeds to take stuff as inside jokes and definitions*

by UrMomfaggot May 21, 2021