drying off the sheets

Blowing in the pussy to dry the cum in there

My girls was getting wet so I went and started drying off the sheets

by Nigger handles September 14, 2017

Dry Duncan

Slipping a finger up with no form of lubrication causing slight pain

Has anyone ever done a Dry Duncan? It feels great

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017

dry product

A euphemism for marijuana, especially when used by workers or owners of head shops and other retailers where smoking accessories and paraphernalia are sold, but where it remains illegal and/or unprofitable to endorse the idea that the items they sell are to be used for injesting weed.

Head shop worker: "The vaporizers on this shelf are for dry product, and the ones to the left are for wet product."
Customer: "Man, I wish you could just say it."

by jacolantern October 3, 2017

dry

someone who does not get any pussy or play from females.

you: did you see jay jay mackin on that girl?
tha homie: ya, that dry ass foo tryin to get wet.

by MadMaxAveli October 26, 2017

bone dry

Bone dry is a phrase commonly used to describe general retardedness of any non handicapped person or any person that is any of the following: twisted, wasted, high, fucked, trippin, shroomin, ripped, comatose, smashed. See also several advanced states including but not limited to: bonemotherfuckingdry, megabone, comabone and at times soberbone.

"Dude! You just fell on your face! You're bone dry!"

"Some bonemotherfuckingdry jackass forgot my shoes."

"Dude! Is Casey megaboned already? We just got here!"

"I can't remember last night, I must have been comabone."

"Some soberbone guy just gave me too much change, let's get bone."

by little blake2 June 5, 2017

dry hump wednesday

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.

Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.

by Betty Missus June 6, 2017

dry big

When a person looks bigger than usual.

Damn yo, look at mikey he looks dry big!!

by BBC12309 June 12, 2017