white knuckle ride

The act of getting high by snorting cocaine placed on your knuckles.

Those knuckle-heads were on a white knuckle ride all night!

by chitsb January 25, 2011

riding his jock

1) ingratiating oneself to another person; "kissing up" to someone; kissing ass, "sucking up" to someone, sweating them; brownnosing

2) To speak overly and/or undseservingly well of someone; fawning, gushing, starry-eyed

"Man, ever since Joey got that job working door at the new club, I can't stand to be around him if Angela comes by! She riding his jock so damn hard I want to puke!"

"My history teacher loves President Bush. You should hear him riding his jock."

by rysedk December 24, 2008

Neopolitan Pony Ride

When a women hate fucks a post mortem riga erection with poo, spoo and pee everywhere.

After her husband died, Diane went for a neopolitan pony ride.

by SickoBitcho July 14, 2009

Mexican Train Ride

When you have sex with a girl with her on top and she hops from anal to regular sex over your penis.

Only hardcore bitches like Mexican Train Rides.

by .::TITOOOOOOO::. December 11, 2010

Free ride to brown

Effortless anal sex

My buddy picked up this skank from the bar the other night. She had all kinds of STDs, so he took a free ride to brown instead.

by cerberus98 May 25, 2011

riding the straight and narrow

The act of following the straight and narrow path through life, which generally means staying out of trouble and abstaining from particularly hedonistic activities like breaking moral laws and engaging in dangerous activities such as hard drugs and rampant unprotected sex with dirty ass hoes.

Parent: Have you been staying out of trouble in college?

Son: Yes mom i have been riding the straight and narrow.

by calvared November 5, 2014

Gondola Boat Ride

When the gentleman caller steadies the lady friend upside down by her legs (in a handstand), in the style of a gondolier piloting a vessel through the streets of Venice. This act culminates as the lady friend deep throats the gentleman caller. He unloads in her mouth and calls out loudly, much like the classical singing gondolier hallmark.

Mark had trouble finding his singing voice, until Susan gave him his first gondola boat ride.

by Tin Bizry June 10, 2015