rip monster

A lament for the death of any loved thing but mainly as an affirmation of sarcastic fail. Originally from a classic 4chins image board post. “Monster was a good DOGGO. He chased the postman, ate bacon. Mom was gonna take him to the Vet but she couldn’t afford it. Monster died today. Rip Monster.”

Tony says ‘Hey watch me Kickflip this 12step.’ (Eats shit)
Bam responds, ewwww, RIP MONSTER’

by Astrofox21 December 7, 2022

rip

Traditionally used as an acronym for rest in peace, and sometimes engraved on gravestones. However, it is now used (predominantly by teens) for when something embarrassing or funny at the expense of others happens. Similar to "L".

"OHMYGOD I JUST TRIPPED OVER MY SHOELACES AND FELL FLAT ON MY FACE"
"rip"

by nothingtoseehere^^ December 15, 2022

Ripping on a rig

When your human pup takes a bong hoot (rip), then blows (or coughs) it in your mouth.

Wow Bob sure likes ripping on a rig, I haven't seen Bob in weeks.

by Dickbrains December 15, 2022

Ripping on a rig

When your human pup takes a bong hoot (rip), then blows (or coughs) it in your mouth.

Wow Bob sure likes ripping on a rig, I haven't seen Bob in weeks.

by Dickbrains December 15, 2022

Booking a rip

Freight Terminology for when a broker books a load that has a lot of margin

Booking a rip

Sales Rep: "That young feller over there just booked me a ripper the other day"

Female Co workers: "You ever notice he gets more attractive everytime he books a rip?"

Male Co workers: "Bro, he's such a chad man he just booked a rip"

by RipperX December 19, 2022

The Rip and Tear Circumcision

The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child

“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”

by HamsterStealr December 23, 2022

Rip Sick

To take the day off work sick, whether sick or not.

Also known as a "Rest in Peace" sick day.

- Hey mate, I had a pretty big weekend so I think I'm going to rip sick on Monday.

- Woke up this morning and didn't feel like going to work so I thing I'll rip sick today.

by shext January 2, 2023