Man Spider

Man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams

Look out

Here comes the man spider

“What’s your favorite song?”
“The Man Spider theme.”

by Fangirl7777 August 31, 2019

Frost Man

A large, ice based robot in Dr. Wily's forces. Not exactly the brightest of the bunch.

Frost Man cried out, "I'll crush you! I'll make a popsicle of you!"

by Marz October 30, 2003

Man maid

A man that performs tasks for women, both useful around the house things and more personal, sexual things.

Hey girlfriend, my new man maid is totally awesome, he worked all night!

by Tnp12rocks March 27, 2017

Spider-Man

To hang one's phone from an outlet when the charger cord is not long enough to reach the ground. The phone hangs upside down, similar to Spider-Man hanging from his web.

Shit, the cord's not long enough to reach the ground. Guess I'll have to Spider-Man it.

by Okuta July 27, 2016

Man Wagging

Intentionally walking or running around in the nude sporting your penis as it wags back and forth like a dog happy to see it’s owner.

Frank was man wagging again in the locker room.

Hakeem surprised everyone at his cousin’s party when we ran around the pool man wagging.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

Tan Man

Usually the nickname douchebag cucks named Tanner would give themselves. This is the guy that at a party would say “Bro, I’d rather be at home playing CoD.”

Yeah my names Tanner, but you can call me Tan Man. Where’s the Call of Duty at?

by BeHeMothBoii February 3, 2018

Simple Man

A guy who likes, comments and/or shares anything that depicts the most simple form of female beauty. e.g. Boobs, Butt, Legs, Cameltoe.

I'm a simple man, I see boobs, I like the post.

by SquidwardHandsome January 29, 2017