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Joe mama

unfunny ass joke but i still use it LMAOOOOOOOOO
Guy: Whats ur son's name?
Unfunny ass bitch: Joe
Guy: Last name?
Unfunny ass bitch: Joe mama !
Guy: *beats him up*
by Karmaah February 5, 2024
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Joe Mama's house

Well, let me tell you about Joe Mama's house, a real gem in Branson, Missouri. It's like a trove of "unique handcrafted designs" – or as we like to call them, "Meth Masterpieces" – courtesy of the one and only Tasha, the Meth Madam of the Night.

You walk in there, and you're scratching your head, wondering, "How on earth did they cram all this junk into one place?" Let me spill the beans. The secret ingredient here is none other than Meth! Yep, you heard me right, Meth! Tasha and her squad of Meth Monkeys are like Santa Claus on steroids, sneaking into local businesses and homes while you're counting sheep, just to swipe your stuff.

They haul it all back to Joe Mama's house, where a team of highly "tweaked out" individuals (and I don't mean they're just sipping on energy drinks) start stripping it down and slapping on a fresh coat of paint. It's like a makeover show, but instead of fashion, it's stolen goods getting a facelift.

So, if you're missing something, or you're pretty darn sure it's been swiped, don't call the cops just yet. Just mosey on down to Joe Mama's house, and chances are, you'll find your missing goods right there, between a "Painted" toaster and a "one-of-a-kind" lamp that probably once belonged to your grandma. Meth-tastic!
Joe Mama's House Definition
When I visited Joe Mama's house in Branson, Missouri, I couldn't help but laugh at the sheer madness of it all – it's like a meth-fueled episode of 'Antiques Roadshow' where Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys turn stolen goods into 'Meth-tastic' madness! Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys pull off heists on the sly, then work their magic to turn stolen goods into something 'new' to resell. So, if you've lost something or suspect it's been pinched, you might just find it at Joe Mama's house
by Demanding Leatherguy October 8, 2023
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Mama Lily

Mama Lily is the lewd Deathclaw and owner of the Wasteland backyard.

Member 1: you know mama Lily

Member 2: yeah she a hot
by Jaymin H. Cortez October 10, 2023
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joe mama

by jermama October 21, 2023
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Baby Mothers (Mama) or Fathers

Baby Mothers (Mama) or Baby Fathers (Daddy) Syndrome (Term widely used in the African American and Caribbean Community)
Individuals who continues to have children by several Fathers or Mothers without at times being married to each other or taking responsibility for the child or children welfare and upbringing.
by Fortherecord641 October 23, 2023
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Mamas baba

A mummy's boy who thinks he has it hard just because his mother worked herself dead so that her kid could survive with minimal knowledge of the situation and the only way they get pity if from exploiting their mothers struggles.
A term describing men that cannot describe any challenge of their own in their privileged life so they have to deflect to their mothers pain that they do not understand to create a sense of pity or compassion for themselves to make themselves look/feel better.
"Did you hear Australia's Prime-Minister Anthony Albanese's a Mamas baba, he said "my mum did it hard" like he went through that"
by frenchslayer69 October 28, 2023
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Mama

You scream it wHEn ur scared or saD
MAMA LULY UR FAV GYAT HIT ME:(
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