Pennsylvania Left

When a driver accelerates through a yellow light to make a left turn. Often, passengers will yell "Pennsylvania LeeeeeeeeEEEEFT!" For the duration of the turn.

"Slow down dude, the light is yellow"

"Watch this I'm boutta make a Pennsylvania Left"
"You're about to get us killed!"

by lordg52 June 9, 2022

Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022

i left

The opposite of "You right"

Person 1: dude I heard that January got cancelled from next year
Person 2: i left
Person 1: oh damn

by CrayolaKlay June 20, 2022

Darren's left cheek

Darren's left cheek is an attention-seeking edgelord that is emo

Jack: Man, I hate life, I want to be edgy and cool
Lucas: You sound like Darren's left cheek rn

by kaden's daddy June 20, 2022

Left eye weed

Pink eye or Conjunctavitis. Painful af.

"Bro you see Jesse over there with that pink eye?"
"Yeah bro, dude looks high as fck"

"Bros been smoking that left eye weed"

by RedDevil9001 July 4, 2022

lefted

you lefted a place

“i lefted the bathroom”

by lefted January 19, 2026

Left it on the train a few kilometres after its station

An original metaphor that means taking something to far without realising, and then realising after.

An original, by me.

Tommy said a weird joke that I think he left on the train a few kilometres after its station.

I’m sorry, I think I definitely left it on the train a few kilometres after its station.

by Anonymous Weetup January 27, 2026