July 24

National give the last person you texted a gift day.

Kam: *gives kendall a gift*

kendall: what’s this for

kam: it’s July 24, national give the last person you texted a gift

by itsdefnotkaylee December 5, 2021

July 25th

On July 25th an alien with a big booty crashed with it's spaceship in Germany. Since then people from Germany are celebrating the goddess of the bootys and she founded a company called FÖRSICH FÖRMA! We all should celebrate that day.

A: Isn't that the goddess alien of bootys and the founder of the försich förma on July 25th?

B: Oh heck yeah you're right she's looking fineeeeee!

by Försich Förmer CEO October 16, 2019

July 25th

National strawberries day. Shoutout to my wifey olly.

July 25th is strawberry day.

by LeGeNdArY87 October 18, 2019

Julie v.l.

Poopy

You wish you were as poopy as Julie V.l.
What is that? A poopy Julie?!

by Old stinky man October 23, 2019

July 9

If you were born on this day you are a bitch and a backstabber

1:Hi

2:Hi

1:When is your birthday
2:July 9

1:Bye don’t speak to me

by Thatgirlbro November 3, 2019

Julie H.

One tough cookie. She loves her pooch Lacey and refers to slick ricks as “Bad- Larry’s” Has a very clean mouth and slender ankles. She has great huge ice and is intelligent. Julie has the best friends and her crack head energy is not from any illegal or illicit behaviors.

“Julie H. Is the real deal, Dude! One bad Larry that girl is!”

by Oliveria November 28, 2020

july 40th

A day that doesn't exist.

Hey! Isn't your sister's birthday July 40th ?
I don't have a sister. Oh, makes sense

by Maraaaaaa December 1, 2020