hypocritical cow

a word that u use when you're young cause you don't know what it means.

a word used to describe hypocrites

(person tells you not to whistle then he whistles) you hypocritical cow

by hows the kids dave September 20, 2019

cowing

when you wrap your legs around a person or wrap your legs around a person and proceed to fuck them

OMG we cowed!! or OMG we were cowing!!

by iwannagethighhhh October 11, 2019

Cow extract

The milk of a cow, which is not a liquid nor is it a juice. It is actually called Cow Extract.

"Milk is also called Cow Extract, since it is extracted from a cow.

by Extractwoman October 13, 2019

Tie-dye cow

It’s a very fat person that is in a tie-dye jumpsuit that flicks you off at a target parking lot driving the opposite way bc they are scared of u

That tie-dye cow is flicking off my 16 year old.

by Targetlover239 August 3, 2019

Irish cash cow

Conor McGregor

The irish cash cow brought Nate Diaz out of his brother's shadow.

by Bronze Knee Cap August 18, 2019

Kiss the Cow

To confront ones own issues and/or embrace hardships that may be grotesque.

David was procrastinating cleaning his bathroom and unclogging his toilette. After much bickering from his roomates, David decided to kiss the cow and clean.

by Mulangirl August 22, 2019

Deflated cow

Deflated cow is the Leader of the goat Lord cult, It is normally found in the depths of it's bedroom drinking Dr pepper or screaming at the top of it's lungs for NO FUCKING REASON.

This creature is friendly and loving but very easily annoyed, this creatures is also very food driven and can smell chocolate from a mile away
DO NOT PISS IT OFF

PERSON A: YOU'RE A DEFLATED COW!!!

PERSON B: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEANNNNNN

by Proud Member of the shin army September 1, 2019