alabama cactus

When an alabamian want to to get fucked by her brother but has to fuck a cactus instead.

My brothers at work so I have to ride this Alabama cactus.

by TheLeper May 13, 2018

alabama wedding

When blood relatives Wed one another to keep the bloodline pure.

Brother and his sister ,mom and son,dad and daughter are reproducing to keep the generations of pure bloodlines intact. Alabama wedding

by Dr Rob205 February 18, 2017

Alabama Dumpling

An Alabama Dumpling is when you get your Chocolate Covered balls shoved into another mans mouth.

"Dude, I did an Alabama Dumpling to Steve last night"
"Dude! That's gross, did you complete it?!"
"Of course I dipped my balls into Steve's Mouth!"

by Alabama Maker March 11, 2017

Alabama Cookout

When you skin and cook the creature you made into roadkill.

Redneck Friend: "What banged up your truck?"
Redneck: "I ran over a buck the other day so we're having an Alabama Cookout."

by Phil Mahooterz April 21, 2016

Alabama Push pop

The act of fucking a girl in the ass after taco bell so she has to shit and when she finally does using your dick to shove it back up her ass

Billy: dude did you smash Stacy last night?

Tom: yea but she had taco bell earlier that night so I had to gave her the ol' Alabama Push pop

by Ruthtj34 October 13, 2016

alabama centipede

The act of having sex with multiple partners who reside in the same household. Often, the victims of an alabama centipede are family members who get laid individually by an outsider. This can happen slowly over the course of a few weeks or as little as a few minutes apart.

She totally Alabama centipede the house down the street. Those poor brothers have no idea how close they are now.

by T3hp3trock October 13, 2016

alabama china

Paper plates and plastic/paper utensils/cups. For special nights, use red Solo cups!

Let's use the Alabama china so we don't have to wash dishes!

by CainisAble September 19, 2016