a mountain biker who looks hot asf when he’s racing or just going fast. likes to put bros before hoes at all times… especially when he’s out shredding trails
girl 1: wow that mountain biker looks so hot when he’s racing.
girl 2: yeah, it almost makes me wanna date him!
girl 2: yeah, it almost makes me wanna date him!
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