Max

Small Penis

Girl number 1"Hey is that max
Girl number 2 "Yeah I heard he has a small penis
Girl number 3 "Yeah i know its kind of wierd

by ejkwhfkufhew October 9, 2018

Max

Max is a total jerk. He is bad at relationships, and just all around awful. He is not the type of person that anybody wants to be around. His singing voice sounds like a duck taking a shit and his looks? Ewwwww

Girl1: OMG is that max?

Girl2: I think so.... he used to be hot
Harvey: not anymore! This gives me a chance
Girl1: Max is gross

Girl2: I have a knife in my bag imma go stab him bye

by Maxmillscansuckmybbc March 24, 2018

max facts

The biggest amount of facts there could
Be.

Gas is too expensive ; MAX FACTSSSS

by Kayschnxoxo May 15, 2018

max middleton

A person who always goes for the sloppy seconds

Yo she just broke up with her boyfriend im gonna pull a max middleton and get some!

by max middleton May 26, 2018

Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018

Max sweet

MASSIVE COCK

i have a max sweet

by oopoof May 27, 2018

Mad Max

A fart that smells like burning rubber.

What did you eat today?? That was a total Mad Max.

by batmanaod June 22, 2019