May 18

if you were born on this day you are a very lucky person!
Most people born on this day have very kind, A little annoying, and gold heart

Person 1 : Wow there so nice!
Person 2 : idk there kinda annoying

Person 3 : well, they were born on may 18!

by __Cryingduckling April 19, 2023

Misty May

Nickname given to any female willing to have sex with anyone as soon as she does a little bath salt

Man, ya got to bring Susan. She always gets Misty Mayed when she does salt and i need to get laid.

by Righteous Regulator November 25, 2018

May Zin

cutie SEXY leggy shy dumb gal

damn, shes so May Zin when she acts dumb

by mayzinisbae October 9, 2018

May 23rd

International Weed day!

Person 1:Hey man, did you know it's may 23rd?

Person 2:Wait really, let's go smoke some weed!

by Napriz Random May 23, 2022

May 24

A day were you can grab a girls ass

Tony: it's may 24
Sarah: so?
Tony: turn around

by Realnamenotfound May 24, 2022

May 20

National poopoo your pants day! Let out all the poopoo!

“It’s May 20!! You know what that means! *absolutely shits pants*”

by Dearest Yuri March 8, 2022

may 1

This is national stalker day, You are legally allowed to stalk ONE person the whole day

Person 1 "hey why are you stalking me"
Person 2 "because it may 1. im allowed to!"
Person 1 "okay, fine by me"

by Dumb goat February 8, 2022