deadbeat man

A man who prowls for a woman who has money, status good job or owns her own business. A man who will take advantage of a woman with children, say how wonderful he is and then convinces the woman to give up her property. This deadbeat man has been terrorizing women all his life. He makes the woman detach from her family and friends so they don’t see what he’s really up to. However, he has nothing and will never have anything because every Dog has his end game day. Chances are that his mommy was the same caniving evil person and the deadbeat man got her genes.

You finally found yourself a deadbeat man, now it’s time to let go.

by YourExBC March 24, 2018

Spam-man

A man that occasionally has sexual feelings for a can of spam

Friend: "Dude we need to get some spam."
Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"

by Leeloodeedah March 2, 2019

Penis Man

trash at deceit, Konnor

"of course Penis Man over here can't use his camera correctly

by bearerofbeef March 16, 2019

Ting man

A quiet guy who only ever uses slang like bruv. Studies very hard and will do anything to bring food to the table. He usually has a deep voice. He studies hard, and if you ever get him as a boyfriend, he will sacrifice himself to save you in any situation.

Dude 1: Hey look at that guy, he never talks and keeps his girl so private.

Dude 2: Yeah, he must be a Ting man
Dude 1: Yeah I've only ever heard him say bruv

by Kash money man March 24, 2019

Bubblegum man

Someone who is very obese, more obese than your mum.

That guy is a bubblegum man!

by fierbreather03 April 11, 2019

Cheeseburger Man

A man who is seen at a baseball field. He may or may not have a child playing in the game, but he sure enjoys watching it. Frequently seen eating cheeseburgers and wearing glasses that look like they were found in a junkyard. But he was the best damn baseball coach Berkley has ever seen!

A: Hey mommy, you know that guy who's always at the field. He's always eating cheeseburgers and has junkyard glasses. I don't know if he has a kid or not.

M:That's the cheeseburger man. Stay away from him, he's creepy....

by I use bald head September 20, 2019

Dan Man

Dan Man is man you can trust. Dan Man is the manliest man. He can take any fall, any blow and any kind of hits from anyone and anything. Dan Man is someone who you should never mess around with. He attacc, he protecc, but more importantly he’s more than a snacc. Dan Man is a Bangu Man. if he bangus it’s game over. so make sure you you always stay cautious around Dan Man. The Acts of Dan Man will be continued. Dan Man is the most beautiful man. Dan Man is mountain man. Dan man, Dorito Man. Always remember to be nice to Dan Man and he will be nice to you back. It is an honor to be in Dan Mans presence, he will lead America back to being great again. So count on Dan Man for he is Dan Man.

Wow that’s a beautiful mountain.

wait i never seen that mountain before...
OH WAIT
It’s just Dan Man!!
Dan Man is an Amazing Man.

by BANGUMAN August 22, 2019