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I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
by The SQUIP April 5, 2022
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Ok Google

An iconic command you say that triggers Google Assistant on your Android phone, tablet, or Google Home speaker. Saying "Ok Google" has been a thing on Android phones ever since 2013 back when it was known as Google Now. The trigger phrase has now expanded to include "Hey Google".
Friend 1: *rings doorbell*
Friend 2: Heyy come in! So what brings you h—
Friend 1: OK GOOGLE READ MY TEXTS
Friend 2: ....
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Google Doc Therapy

when you vent about all of your problems on a google doc in order to find clarity or get something out. could be because you can't afford a therapist or don't want to see one and need some relief right then.
I've had a terrible week and can't wait to get home and have some google doc therapy.
by gotothemorgue April 17, 2022
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Google Translate

Something that translates stuff into different languages, and is drunk when translating them back into English.
I use Google Translate to get the craziest words ever.
by yeet bruhh November 15, 2020
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Google

Type what your looking for into the google bar
by TheRealFlorenceNightengale November 17, 2020
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Google

Search for information about (someone or something) on the internet using the search engine Google.
(Did not steal this from google defs)
by OwONOTFURRY45 November 22, 2020
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Google

Six colored letters that are somehow so fucking close to world domination

(Fun fact, Google is owned by EIGHT red letters who call themselves Alphabet)
Tommy: Google is the best search engine for searching up anal porn!
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