February 14

The day one dumbass called another dumbass for a whore, and thus a friendship was born.

(also valentines day which is pretty ironic, but screw that it's Ash and Matt day)

Matt: you know February 14 right?
me: oh the day I called you a whore!
Matt: ...

by sssenpai? April 30, 2020

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February 14

National stream Crush Culture day as stated by Conan Gray the legend himself.

"Hey, wanna go on a date?"

"No it's February 14, national stream Crush Culture day i'm busy"

by 0nline July 20, 2020

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Sorry to say it but if you are born on February 18th you are selfish and horrible to be around. These people only care about themselves and always expect to get what they want when they want it. I'm sorry but someone had to say it.

Girl 1: Wow he is so self centered.
Girl 2: He must be born on February 18th

by R.Kelly.Is.Innocent September 11, 2020

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February 17th

On February 17 bully anyone named Max

Person 1: hey guess what today is!

Person 2: February 17th!

Max: oh no

by Idiotery September 11, 2020

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February 19

National Lineman day, national Hog day, National trench gang day

yo man what day is it? it's February 19

Oh yeah it's lineman day 🐗

by The boss man September 24, 2020

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Finger Free February

Finger Free February is where the girls can't finger themselves for the full month.
It's the girls version of No Nut November

Guy 1 -"No nut november is over thank god"
Guy 2 -"Definitely although it's unfair the girls don't have anything similar"
Guy 1 -"Wait so have you not heard of Finger Free February"
Guy 2 -"No what is it?"
Guy 1 -"The girls can't finger themselves for the whole month just like we can't nut in no nut november"
Guy 2 -"Oh cool, They're definitely gonna fail that"

by Cpennil69 October 30, 2020

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