cute

Something such as a movie, book or performance that other people -- especially wives, girlfriends and those under the age of 9 -- think is great -- adorable, even -- but that you see is trite, sentimental, saccharine or otherwise unworthy of your time, and which you will hate if exposed to, especially if you have to endure it all the way to its no-doubt precious end.

"She said the movie was really cute, as if she thought 'cute' movies were the kind of crap I like."

by Mr325 December 27, 2024

cute

sexually attractive.

"Ryan's cute but he's kinda young"

by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024

cute

clever or cunning, especially in a self-seeking or superficial way.

"I don't want to be cute with you"

by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024

Cuteness

Cuteness(n.) A work of art that transcends mortal standards showcasing the ultimate expression of sweetness innocence, and endearing qualities as Embodies by Michelle Skonskyn Sonneblom

Michelle Sonskyn Soneblom is a masterpiece of Cuteness crafted by the Gods,

Her Cuteness is a work of art.

by Habibi2024 January 2, 2025

Cuteness

Cuteness(n.) A work of art that transcends mortal standards showcasing the ultimate expression of sweetness innocence, and endearing qualities as Embodies by Michelle Skonskyn Sonneblom

Michelle Sonskyn Sonneblom is a masterpiece of Cuteness crafted by the Gods,

Her Cuteness is a work of art.

by Habibi2024 January 2, 2025

you cute doe

Go away with that bull sh*t

I hear what you're saying, "But you cute doe"

by KungfoeyX January 6, 2025

Cute Boy

Obviously a reference to the cutest boy on the planet: Theodor

Girl: *Sees an absolute cutie patootie walking by*
Boy best friend: *Speaks quietly* OMG who is that cute boy over there?
Girl: *whispers back* I think that's Theodor. People say he's the cutest boy on the planet.

by SnooMachines January 14, 2025