Brandon

Steal all da girls get the bundalenga has big penis terminator is his dad

Brandon pulls all the shelas whit his monstorous penis

by Mr seal yo girl September 10, 2021

Brandon

An awful guy. He’s the type of guy who wears creeper jackets. Some Brandon’s I met say “waifu” and “weeb” He’s the weird kid in school. If he has a girlfriend you should feel bad for her.

Person 1: That kid smells weird
Person 2: Oh that kid? He’s Brandon

by Doglover7162727483 September 10, 2021

Brandon

The big stinky

After I took a shit, I smelled like Brandon.

by Babyboo234 September 13, 2021

Brandon Hoffman

A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.

Stop singing, you’re acting like a real Brandon Hoffman right now

by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021

Brandon

A slur aimed towards unwanted, persistent suitors. Especially ones who display stalker-like and clingy behavior.

"Ugh, he's being SUCH a Brandon. He called me 3 times last night."

by Ninanina01 September 16, 2021

Brandon Jerry

He is albino

Hey that guy is albino he is just lie Brandon Jerry!

by himynameisl September 30, 2021

brandon G

a man who would do anything for f a m i l y. a chad who gets all the ladies but puts them aside for his f a m i l y.

joe 1: why did he give up candice

person 2: who are you and who is candice
person 3: just ask brandon G

by #releasethenewalbum July 17, 2021